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VG Exiles - Episode 2 VG Exiles - Episode 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

yeaaa

Is it just me or did the animation get shittier as it went on? Great action but a little wordy at the end. The whole end part looked half-assed.


R1665 responds:

Eh, I'd prefer to think it's just you...

LOL!

R1665


Not-The-Final Fantasy XII Not-The-Final Fantasy XII

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

ahahhhhah

Everything in this was so true! Ive always thought that the game is an interactive movie that has a weak story and plays by itself with little or no user input. I wonder if theyll make the ultimate lazy FF that plays when youre not even home (like toy story haha) Why does Vaans stomach look so wierd in the game?!!? I dont get why he has brown abs... Also the damn treasure chests with like 3 gil in them haha. As it is i think the whole idea of treasure chests lying around everywhere is absurd. There must be a whole shit load of pirates in FF that we just dont see because theyre the only ones who just throw their treasure in the ground. Palette swappin is not as bad as you think though, even God did it. Whites Blacks Arabs etc. So, if the developers didnt palette swap it would make God look lazy and hed smite us all. I wish you woulda made more fun of Penelo because i hated her just as much as Vaan. They are both such pointless characters especially Penelo!!! I think FFXII was probably the first game ever with an acual homosexual protaganist. Too bad because if Vaan wasnt gay he couldve at least gotten Penelo pregnant and then she woudnt have to be in the god damn game. You also shouldve mentioned Larsa and Vayne! Larsa... i dont think i need to say anything about him/her. But Vayne has to be the most proper piece o crap villain ever. I thought he was going to throw tea and crumpets at me during the final battle. Alright man, i think im done venting, great movie!


Bobert-Rob responds:

It was weird with Vayne being the main villain of the game.. I mean, he doesn't really do anything bad enough in the game to really justify him being the final boss. He just thinks like a normal politician the most of the time... you know, kill those who oppose the government, start wars with religions... pretty tame stuff. Thanks for the book!


Bench Bench

Rated 4 / 5 stars

THAT WAS TOO SHORT

THAT MOVIE WAS WAY TOO SHORT WHY WAS IT SHORT IT NEEDED TO BE LONGER IF IT WASNT SO SHORT I WOULDVE LIKED IT I WISH IT WAS JUST LONGER SO IT WOULDNT BE SO SHORT NEXT TIME TRY LENGTHENING YOUR MOVIE SO IT ISNT AS SHORT AS THIS ONE IS AND THEN MAYBE NEXT TIME IT WILL BE LONGER THAT WAY I WONT HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BEING SO SHORT WOW THAT WAS SHORT LIKE REALLY REALLY SHORT IT WASNT EVEN THAT LONG ACTUALLY IT WASNT LONG AT ALL IT WAS REALLY SHORT. yea nice job


ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hahahahah

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Sushi Cat 2 Sushi Cat 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

poor sushi cat...

probably dead from tsunami


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Dad 'n Me Dad 'n Me

Rated 5 / 5 stars

BEST GAME EVER

tht was awsome!!!!!!!!!



LibertyThreat LibertyThreat

Rated 4 / 5 stars

kool dude

this is jus like advance wars so of course it pretty good. I thought the terrain was a bit bland compared to the nicely done menus and tht maya chick. Also you should be able to walk up to someone and atk them and not wait another turn. (unless u can and i just didnt see how)


neopickaze responds:

Click the unit again once you are next to them, ranged units like artillery cannot do this.

The tiles were much better originally, but flash wasn't up to it performance wise, so I had to strip out a lot of the detail. Maybe when Flash 8 is out I can soup it up :D